[ he looks much better off than her. magic is great for keeping things hands free, especially when it comes to digging human organs out of the walls and floors. finally turning the screen on himself, he looks a little put out. ]
I know. I realized it was a dumb line of thought the moment I said it.
That's fair. I think there is enough moon-related sickness going around without adding rat borne diseases to the mix.
[ stay healthy, addy. he can't get sick, so the integrity of your immune system is a priority here. ]
I'll get her a variety of different meats. Pork, beef, chicken — would it be insensitive of me if I ask her what she wants to eat when she turns into a werewolf?
[ hey, he agrees with her. this is also his vacation time, alright? ]
A little more courteous, got it. [ he isn't going to be, let's all be real here. ] So, I was thinking we could turn the basement into a safe place for her to turn during the next full moon. What do you think?
[ hearing kai say "courteous" feels a little fake. does she have doubt? she has doubt. ]
I'd say that you're really addicted to this home renovation thing, but that's actually a pretty smart idea. Real question is, can we actually manage that? We'd need some pretty tough walls.
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[ which is ultimately what she's been doing. she's even a little blood-coated now, likely the result of dodging another blood wave. ]
Look, whatever it is that Dana's gonna ... eat, it should at least be a little higher standard than rotting wall organs.
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[ he looks much better off than her. magic is great for keeping things hands free, especially when it comes to digging human organs out of the walls and floors. finally turning the screen on himself, he looks a little put out. ]
I know. I realized it was a dumb line of thought the moment I said it.
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[ and she sure doesn't wanna deal with zombie rats, now or ever. ]
We'll get her something nice. Like a baked ham or something.
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[ stay healthy, addy. he can't get sick, so the integrity of your immune system is a priority here. ]
I'll get her a variety of different meats. Pork, beef, chicken — would it be insensitive of me if I ask her what she wants to eat when she turns into a werewolf?
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[ this is her vacation time, kai. don't ruin it. ]
And that depends entirely how you ask. Knowing you, you might want to be a little more courteous about it. Werewolf or not, she's still a person.
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A little more courteous, got it. [ he isn't going to be, let's all be real here. ] So, I was thinking we could turn the basement into a safe place for her to turn during the next full moon. What do you think?
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I'd say that you're really addicted to this home renovation thing, but that's actually a pretty smart idea. Real question is, can we actually manage that? We'd need some pretty tough walls.
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[ a small shrug of his shoulder. ]
Nothing a little magic can't fix. I'll put up a containment spell to keep her from escaping.
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[ what happened to good old fashioned natural man labor? ]
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[ good old fashioned natural man labor isn't going to keep a werewolf from breaking out of a basement, addy. ]
I spent most of my life studying magic. [ he taps his temple. ] Just an encyclopedia of magical knowledge in here.
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Oh yeah? So if you wanted to, could you turn the entire living room into chocolate?
[ #priorities ]
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[ did he really just ask that?
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Can you?
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