[ she says it's going to sound weird, but there's a lot weird already happening at the moment, and maybe it's something to do with how keen her hearing is or that her feet suddenly move much faster than it should but — yeah, it's all definitely weird.
the request she gets though is ... something. ]
So you just need help washing your hair? I mean I've heard a lot weirder than that.
A few minutes? Don’t you guys live a bit further away than that? Or did I luck out with my not-all-that-weird request where you’re already in the neighborhood?
I don’t know why that makes me feel a little better, but it does. Dare I even ask?
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the request she gets though is ... something. ]
So you just need help washing your hair?
I mean I've heard a lot weirder than that.
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Not because they suddenly have wings growing out of their back.
[ well, turns out she’s just going to lead with it anyway. ]
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[ okay, there's the Weird they were talking about. ]
like actual wing wings?
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I haven’t gotten a good look at them yet, but I woke up one morning and there they were just making it impossible to sleep on my back.
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how soon do you want me over
i can be there asap
[ funny enough, with her current speed, ]
like actually asap
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I don’t think I’ve actually made it to offending anyone with my smell yet, but I have a feeling that’s the next step.
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[ :) ]
just give me a few minutes
it shouldn't actually take that long i don't think
things are kind of weird for me too
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I don’t know why that makes me feel a little better, but it does. Dare I even ask?
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i'm not sonic fast or anything but
i'm definitely faster when i run
like a lot faster
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[ for, you know, flying. ]
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let's make sure you're doing alright before we jump on the flight test
sound good?
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[ she's kidding. ]
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gives me enough time to go score a trampoline
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