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[zwhack]

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[unvirgin]

Maybe, but most people suddenly can’t wash their own hair because they broke their arm or something.

Not because they suddenly have wings growing out of their back.

[ well, turns out she’s just going to lead with it anyway. ]

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[zwhack]

wait, you what?

[ okay, there's the Weird they were talking about. ]

like actual wing wings?

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[unvirgin]

Yeah.

I haven’t gotten a good look at them yet, but I woke up one morning and there they were just making it impossible to sleep on my back.

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[zwhack]

okay yeah, that's a definite immediate helpline situation

how soon do you want me over
i can be there asap

[ funny enough, with her current speed, ]

like actually asap

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[unvirgin]

If you’re not doing anything right now?

I don’t think I’ve actually made it to offending anyone with my smell yet, but I have a feeling that’s the next step.

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[zwhack]

i'm sure you still smell amazing

[ :) ]

just give me a few minutes
it shouldn't actually take that long i don't think

things are kind of weird for me too

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[unvirgin]

A few minutes? Don’t you guys live a bit further away than that? Or did I luck out with my not-all-that-weird request where you’re already in the neighborhood?

I don’t know why that makes me feel a little better, but it does. Dare I even ask?

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[zwhack]

okay well

i'm not sonic fast or anything but
i'm definitely faster when i run

like a lot faster

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[unvirgin]

You know, I’ve never actually thought about whether these wings even work.

[ for, you know, flying. ]

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[zwhack]

[ people flying. that's normal. that's fine. ]

let's make sure you're doing alright before we jump on the flight test

sound good?

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[unvirgin]

Don't worry. I promise I won't jump off the roof until you get here.

[ she's kidding. ]

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[zwhack]

good

gives me enough time to go score a trampoline

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[unvirgin]

Should I bump up that ETA to 10 minutes?

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[zwhack]

sounds like a safe bet as long as i don't accidentally burn a hole in my boots

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[unvirgin]

Maybe what we really need is a stopwatch to find out just how fast you are.

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[zwhack]

only if i get a prize for breaking the sound barrier